I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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