i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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