the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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