Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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