I just made out with a guy for $7.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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