Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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