PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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