oh god the rape fog is back!
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Randomize
