I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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