I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Banned from zoo.
Again?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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