we were pretty classy up until the second keg
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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