Yo dont text me then not text me
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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