The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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