Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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