they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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