Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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