yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Randomize
