Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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