Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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