i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
operation harelip BJ is a go
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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