So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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