He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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