Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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