Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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