Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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