my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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