I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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