Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize
