Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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