Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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