just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
honey bunches of taint.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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