Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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