oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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