Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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