Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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