I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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