put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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