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my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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