I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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