Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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