the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
