hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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