I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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