I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
vagina is talking i cant
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Randomize
