I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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