Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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