I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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