guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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