You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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