bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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